Surveillance Report TLH20190426
Subject: T. Lee Harris A.K.A. T
Reason for surveillance: Multiple and repeated suspicious internet searches. Claims to be a writer.
0500 Domicile is unlit. Large white dog barks from front window of domicile as surveillance van parks down the street from target location. Parabolic microphone picks up the following: “Shut the [redacted] up, you [redacted-redacted] Bark-O-Matic.”
0520 Large white dog barks from side window of domicile. Parabolic picks up NO! [redacted]
0600 Domicile is quiet. Movement detected at front windows of domicile. Low light binoculars identify multiple cats. Did not sit still. Could not ascertain number. Appear to be watching surveillance van.
0605 Dog barks again. More shouting “Shut up you [redacted] bonehead.”
Domicile remains unlit.
0700 Shout from domicile. Unintelligible except for the words “hairball”
and “pillow”. Have sent audio to techs for digital enhancement for possibly embedded code words.
0800 Subject booted up computer. Indicators suggest coffee is being made.
0805 Subject returns to computer with cup of fresh coffee. Note to profilers: Slogan on subject’s coffee cup reads: Please do not annoy the writer, she may put you in a book and kill you. Possible indication of violent nature of surveillance subject.
0808 Subject reading email.
0815 Sent Agent Johnson to Dairy Queen for coffee and sausage biscuits.
See attached expense report.
0840 Subject reading Rescue Stories on Greater Good website.
0900 Subject looking at icanhascheezburger
0918 Subject reading news reports at archaeology.org and The Archaeology News Network websites.
0945 Disturbance inside domicile. Dog barking. Cats yowling. Sound of objects knocked over. Indication of intense struggle. Poised to call backup.
0950 False alarm. Backup call canceled. Subject and housemate were
feeding cats and dog. All quiet now.
1000 Subject has opened a document in Scrivener. Typing something about
Egypt. References individuals named Sitehuti, Nefer-Djenou-Bastet and a
military individual known simply as Captain Djedmose. Have sent
screenshots to Foreign Desk for analysis.
1015 Subject playing Freecell.
1030 Subject playing Freecell.
1035 Disturbance within the domicile. Dog barking. Cats yowling. Cats and dog have finished eating.
1040 Subject playing Freecell.
1045 Subject retires to back of domicile.
1050 Subject returns with fresh cup of coffee.
1052 Subject brings Scrivener document up. Types more about Egypt and
aforementioned named individuals Sitehuti, Nefer-Djenou-Bastet and
Captain Djedmose.
1105 Disturbance within domicile. Sound of objects knocked over. Dog
barking. Shouts of “You [redacted] [redacted] cat! That was my [redacted-redacted] coffee!”
1123 Subject finished cleaning spilled coffee. Retreats to back of domicile.
1125 Subject returns with fresh cup of coffee. Note to profilers: This cup is black with a skull and the legend Magna cum Murder. Further indications of subject’s violent nature.
1126 Subject launches website with digital jigsaw puzzles. There are many foreign names on this site. Sending screenshots to cyberdivision for analysis.
1136 Electronic warning beep from back of domicile. Subject retreats to back of domicile.
1138 Subject returns with microwaved curry. Smells Indian.
1142 Sent Agent Johnson to pick up Chinese carryout. See attached
expense report.
1150 Subject listening to podcast. True crime.
1210 Disturbance within domicile. Dog barking. Cats yowling. More
indication of intense struggle.
1211 Another false alarm. Subject gave empty curry container to cats. No
backup required at this time.
1212 Subject brings Scrivener document up. Contains references to law enforcement officers in Chicago. Galen Miller. Byron Cyrus Peale. Notify Chicago Bureau to be aware.
1213 Shouting from domicile. Mostly unintelligible diatribe directed at
someone named Taylor. Or possibly Terror. Prominent decipherable words: “Move your butt [redacted] Move it.” Also heard: “I cannot see through your [redacted].” This audio has also been sent to techs for enhancement.
1215 Subject brings up a new document. This one deals with a military
intelligence officer known as Joshua Katzen. Have sent screenshots to
ascertain if he is one of ours. Red flag it. Russian involvement indicated.
1300 Subject working jigsaw puzzle.
1330 Subject working jigsaw puzzle.
1400 Housemate leaves house. Drives away in old Volvo station wagon.
1405 Subject opens Egyptian document again. Adds potentially sensitive material dealing with a royal family. Screenshots sent to Foreign Desk.
1445 Subject visits jigsaw puzzle website.
1500 Housemate returns with bags from Aldi. German discount grocery
company. Perhaps more interest for the Foreign Desk.
1510 Subject returns to the documents referencing the former spy. Opens
research on Soviet Illegals. Screenshots sent.
1520 Smoke rising from back of domicile. Agent Johnson dispatched to
investigate.
1525 Another false alarm. Subject’s housemate has started fire in
backyard grill.
1540 Subject’s housemate has put steaks on grill.
1542 Subject playing Freecell.
1545 Housemate has added bratwurst to the grill.
1550 Sent Agent Johnson out for carryout at a steakhouse. See attached expense report.
1600 Subject listening to podcast about paranormal events.
1615 Housemate brings steaks and brats into domicile.
1618 Subject closes all documents.
1630 Shift change. Surveillance turned over to relief team.
Amazon Page: T. Lee Harris
